Tor is the the way to do it. Just go to torproject.org, they give you all the info to set it up. I have heard mixed things about using a VPN. TorProjects view is not to do it unless you know what you are doing. If you choose to get a VPN use a paid one. I use Mullvad. I would also be familiar...
Thinking about it, I am only familiar with lortab as well. I think the couple of physicians that I got it from said "it was" or "was like" vicodan. The bottle never said vicodan though.